
Cuppa
I sit here in Chicago on a blustery, but sunny, day all deck out in my British attire. I’ve got on my fisherman’s knit sweater and my Wellies drinking my Yorkshire Gold Tea (with cream, of course). Getting ready for the third season of Monarch of the Glen this afternoon. Salty Chocolate Shortbread in the oven. I’m a Brit in the making! Today we finish up part four of chocolate crimes. Thought I would take a different angle today for a bit of excitement. I bet I got you all excited about more British chocolate crime while I was setting the mood. Sorry. Today we’ll be everywhere!

Drinking Chocolate
Murder. Got your attention. Yes, there were some serious crimes involving murder and chocolate in America. Interestingly enough, since high quality chocolate is very bitter, you cannot taste poisons that may be added to it. You have to remember that during this time, all chocolate was of a high quality, chocolate candy had not yet gone mainstream. The earliest report of death by chocolate did happen in Britain. King Charles II died in 1685 after eating a dish of chocolate that was served to him by a footman of the Duchess of Portsmouth. Turns out the death of Charles was not from poisoned chocolate, but from kidney disease. Death by chocolate sounds so much more exciting though!

Arsenic
Boston, 1735 – Murder is attempted on a wealthy family of four. Arsenic was added to the family’s skillet of chocolate which they enjoyed daily at breakfast. No telling who added the arsenic to the chocolate. The physician attended to the family in time and saved their lives.
1750, the New York Post reviews a story from the year before about the Turkish Pasha of Rhodes to massacre the Knights of Malta by poisoning the knight’s water supply used to make their coffee and chocolate. The plot was uncovered before any lives were taken. Should this plan have succeeded, the Pasha would have received life in prison.

Frederick, King of Prussia
Prussia, 1790 to1792 – Numerous assassination attempts were made on Frederick, the Great King of Prussia. Oddly enough, Frederick was a forgiving soul. Those who attempted to kill him were let go since they had not succeeded. A few people always had to try Frederick’s drinking chocolate before he consumed it. He was a little anxious about the whole thing.

Napoleon Bonaparte
Of course, there has to be a chocolate crime involving love and murder. If it isn’t power, it’s love. What would a chocolate crime story be without on involving Napoleon Bonaparte? The culprit? Napoleon got around. It was a mistress called Pauline Riotti. Napoleon promised Pauline marriage and he didn’t marry her. He also promised to take care of her and his child. He did not. I suppose you know what happened. Bonaparte frequented a monastery that Pauline had been taken to when she became destitute. Napoleon was a foodie and loved his morning chocolate drink. Pauline decided to prepare Napoleon’s chocolate drink and add a bit of poison. Ah, a woman scorned. Fortunately for Napoleon, the kitchen staff was on its toes and saw Pauline add something from her pocket to the chocolate drink. A note was sent to Napoleon’s guard. Napoleon called for the person who prepared the chocolate and made Pauline drink it. She fainted, convulse and died within an hour. The cook was rewarded with a pension. Napoleon was left unmoved by the entire event.

Silver Plated Chocolate Pot with Ivory Handle
Carlisle, Pennsylvania 1879 – Mr. Wynkoop and Mrs. Zell conspire to murder Mrs Mary Kiehl. Mrs. Kiehl was in her 81st year. She became ill and after suffering for three days, she died. The cause? Death by chocolate. Mrs. Kiehl had a fondness for both coffee and drinking chocolate. Turns out that there was arsenic present in both her coffee and chocolate pots after an investigation. The body of Mrs. Kiehl was exhumed and her organs were tested for arsenic poisoning. CSI in the 19th century! Conclusion? Mrs. Kiehl was murdered through ingesting arsenic. Who did it? It wasn’t the butler. It was a man called Wynkoop, the town’s Justice of the Peace, who was brought in fro questioning. Why? He wanted Mrs. Kiehl to leave her money to him, she decided it should go to a relative instead. Mr. Wynkoop was released on $5,000 and Mrs. Zell was arrested and put on trial. There are no records to find out how it all ended.

Dark Chocolate Bar
Something scary? In the 19th century, attempted death by chocolate was an accident. Hundreds of people became ill after eating chocolate bars wrapped in green paper. Turns out that green pigments used in printing at that time had traces of arsenic in it. Remember how I told you that chocolate is a sponge and must be stored properly or it absorbs flavors and tastes of other foods? Well, it absorbed the arsenic from the ink in the paper. No one died, but a lot of people became very sick.
I hope you enjoyed the series on chocolate crimes. Not sure what next week will bring, but I enjoy it that way! I hope you do too.
Annmarie Kostyk

The Essence of Chocolate by John Scharffenberger
Since a lot of the chocolate crimes happened in Britain, I thought I’d share one of my favorite shortbread cookie recipes with you. It’s from The book Essence of Chocolate by John Scharffenberger (of Scharffen Berger) and Robert Steinberg. You really can’t go wrong with cocoa and salt. They were born to be together. Enjoy and please pass the recipe on! Cookie baking season is almost upon us!
Salty Chocolate Shortbread
(adapted from Essence of Chocolate by John Scharffenberger and Robert Steinberg)
Ingredients:
1 cup all-purpose flour
3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
1 teaspoon course sea salt
12 tablespoons unsalted butter, room temperature
1/2 cup granulated sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla
Directions:
Preheat the oven to 325 degrees F.
Mix together the flour and cocoa powder in a bowl and set aside.
In another bowl beat the butter and sugar together for about 5 minutes until light colored and fluffy. Add in the vanilla.
Slowly add half of the flour-chocolate mixture and mix on low speed. Add the rest of the flour and cocoa and mix until just combined. Stir in the salt. The batter should form a kind of doughy ball. If needed, at this point you can refrigerate the dough for up to a week, but no refrigeration is required.
Roll out the dough between two sheets of parchment paper to 1/4-inch thickness. Using cookie cutters or a knife, cut the dough into whatever shape you want. I used a small glass to make circles. Sprinkle a few grains of coarse sea salt on top of the cookies for extra salty deliciousness.
Place the cut-out cookies onto baking sheets lined with parchment paper and bake for 15 minutes, rotating halfway. They should be slightly firm but not hard when done. Let cool on wire racks.
You can store these in an airtight container for up a week. They are nice warm and soft straight from the oven, but also develop a deeper flavor and texture over a few days.

Scharffenberger Salty Chocolate Shortbread Cookies